Favorite Quotes?

[Anthony]

What are your favorite quotes from Season 3?

[tickets to the gun show]

Michael in branch closing:

"Let's see Josh find another Stanley. Do you think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phylises? Show me that farm with Phylises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm."

and he is on the verge of tears as he says it, lol.

Confession time: I'm pretty good with the one liners but had to go to office quotes to get this whole thing right, I remembered the gist of it but not word for word, so sue me.

[8567cmt]

Not sure which season it was, and don't even remember the quote "word for word", but here it is:

The Schrutes have always gotten married in their graves. The funerals are very romantic. The weddings are a bleak affair.

by Dwight Schrute